Recently, someone told me to check my ego at the door. Now I can’t remember which door where I checked it. Is it possible for someone to steal it?

It’s awful being without my ego. I’m unable to brag, judge others and act as though I’m superior to everyone around me! How will I ever get by? I should be able to find it fairly easy because it’s so huge. many tell me just just remembered that it’s too big and I need therapy. Wait! I just remembered. It’s in her office.

I promise to be more humble after I get it back. The real question for me is where does it go? I mean, where in the body does the egoreside? I’ve heard that it is in part of the brain and also I’ve heard that it is in the heart. Looks like I’ll have to have brain surgery…