OK, this may have gone done ok in the smooth earlier 1960s and a little before….but these days…seriously “Wives And Lovers”
I mean, think on the lyrics
Anyway, in 2nd decade of the 21st century the song just begs new images
Hey, little girl, comb your hair, fix your make-up,
soon he will open the door,
Don’t think because there’s a ring on your finger, you needn’t try any more.
For wives should always be lovers too,
Run to his arms the moment that he comes home to you.
I’m warning you,
Day after day, there are girls at the office
and the men will always be men,
Don’t stand him up, with your hair still in curlers,
you may not see him again.
Wives should always be lovers too,
Run to his arms the moment he comes home to you.
He’s almost here, hey, little girl, better wear something pretty,
Something you wear to go to the city,
Dim all the lights, pour the wine,
start the music,
time to get ready for love.
Time to get ready for love,
yes it’s time to get ready for love,
It’s time to get ready, kick your shoes off, baby….,
Writing Despite Computers and Programmes 
Are you saying that condescending POS (piece of shit) song didn’t make it past the political correctness 2019 filter? Enjoyed your imaginative parody.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’m saying the guy who wrote it never came home to a house of two or three feral kids, a freaky washing machine, one pet that gave up on being house trained, and a toaster that refuses to give up on its load…. and that was a good day.
If he had he would be in a hospital emergency room trying to explain that the rolling pin up his ass was not there for recreational purposes.
Glad you enjoyed the parody though.
LikeLike
I remember that song, though I don’t think I ever knew the exact words. I really thought Burt Bacharach was better than that. Excellent picture update … the sad thing is some people still think that way! I like that rolling pin idea you used in your reply to Sha’Tara!
LikeLiked by 1 person
That was the 1950s/60s for you Jill….and obviously the ‘rush into the bathroom with a tape measure brigade’ are still around.
Now if only I could remember who I got the rolling pin idea from 🤔?
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hmmmm … where on earth could the rolling pin idea have come from? Perhaps Sheila? 😇
LikeLiked by 1 person
🤣
LikeLiked by 1 person