Did you see how the major characters tided up last week’s post?
Just for Marketing and Giggles II (The Plagiarism Approach)
I did indeed….Spectacular. I almost felt optimistic, had to go and lie down.
Yeah…Awesome…I mean, like we’re not going to try do anything ..Y’know???
Yeah… I mean like all the other efforts have been so…..what’re the words I’m looking for?
Not ones I’d want you to use in front of my two daughters.
Wait! Wait I have this brilliant idea.
So do I. It’s called ‘Quitting While You’re Ahead’
Well said my dear sir. Thus ladies and gentlemen we leave you with this reminder.
Amazon Kindle @ 0.99
Ok…We’re done. See you around folks………Yes, dignity at all times.
There will be scenes and commentaries which some readers may find disturbing, even offensive. Although to be fair there is something of a nascent allegory to certain themes within the volume which has given rise to these marketing ventures. I would also like to go on record as stating I had nothing to do with this post and even counselled against it…. Oh dear……oh dear. 
Yes folks with each copy of 
Wow! That’s a great idea. Why don’t you come into my office and we can discuss it in more detail.
Duhhhh…hurr…hurrrrr…I’m goin’ ‘ome…duhhhhh…..hur-hur.
Oh great here comes Ms Blue Collar again
Hi honey. Sorry to Skype in on you like this. Just to let you know I’ll be a bit late home tonight. Plumbing job. Anyway tell the girls they can watch Frozen II again, and they have to phone their Aunty Jane to wish her fiancé Sandra a Happy Birthday…OK…love you man of mine…Oh nearly forget would you be a sweetie and contact Professor Williams and tell him I’ve given it a lot of thought but I won’t be taken up the Lectureship on 16th Century Literature in Europe. Bye..darling……
Oh….. It’s gone all quiet… Well I guess that just leaves me…Ummmm… There’s this book. 
I wish I’d asked you to do this in the first place.
“Comedies are fit for common wits:
I’d have gone from something out of Dostoevsky, but I guess that works. 
That’s all folks!…Good night!
Err…Excuse me. But…err…What’s the book, and have you read it? 
I’ve read all the posts on this topic and I’m still none the wiser. 
…Uh-oh that don’t sound regular.
Oh woe. Oh misery. Oh lackaday. Ah me. 
Thank you. Whereas in the societal state in which the large vocalised majority of the population live in a status from in, a world view can be described as comfortable, there is an urge to experience from a safe distance (in this case the written word, or performed work) acts of violence, misfortune, tragedy and the triumph of evil over good. This socio-thrill seeking would have had a cathartic benefit as the emotions experienced would move the person out of the self induced torpor of relative complacency. However due to recent evidence of the pandemic and severe political turbulence, the level of the distress caused by the fear of actual personal harm has exponentially increased.
Ooooooh I think she might have heard that. Quick cut to the funnies.
Hey! That’s catchy! Gee that cheers me up to no end. Hey sisters and brothers, let’s hear it! 
Now that’s what I call Ironic .
I think it’s what you folks call allegorical. Y’know a comment on the way your social media works.
Lighten up you day. Cease your dirge and wail. Away unto Amazon and buy this happy tale
Oh…that means reading. I can’t be bothered. I shall wait until a suitably prestigious literary critic writes a review before I form an opinion on this….Stuff 
Well, I’m fearfully glad I have a copy, and it’s perfectly readable on my all-weather Kindle, (with the model 6/10 Alpha Stylus)
Oh fair maid. Have you not heard the gladsome news? Copies of 
It’s being organised! 
…Ehhhh..It’s a book…And it’s ’bout three girls and it’s got lotsa words. Ders no pictures though. I thought if it wuz ’bout girls it should be a comic book, so we can see what they’s wearin’. Y’know.
Awww. I mean that’s like a load man! Y’know. I mean it’s all about the narrative, dude, which is basically an elevated intrinsic examination of the journey undertaken by the soul. I mean, like you don’t need pictures man. None of that postmodernism crap, neither. You know what I’m talkin’ about there man.
Oh please! Like it’s a book whose central characters are women and you’ve got male yo-yos leading on Focus? Gimme a break.
Hearts of gold and inseparable friends. How very dull…..But they did massacre some men…..Yes but those were so second-rate villains, I mean talk about target practice. 
Naw! It wuz irritating. All these women being clever and brave! It’s not like that in real life. You gotta wise up! It’s all wrong giving women all these role models roles! Ya…..
Yes…It’s quite nice…I think it’s a bit of a sleeper. Low-key marketing is the best ploy (I’m gonna steal the plot and get it up and out there! He knows ‘jack’ about social media networking,)
O-M-G!!
Why did the blonde haired one end up having the nick-name ‘Flaxi’. If it gets to be a best seller, it’s what all the jerks in the office are going to start calling me.
Did you know about this?
Fear not good sir…I shall sally forth with the news of this tome…..See how I do fly to the crowds….
Or were they this way?….
Well thanks for your input folks….the Focus Group is now closed.
I warned him. Lord knows I’ve warned him. How many times, did I warn him. Don’t market.
Come, come m’dear. There’s no such thing as bad publicity.
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Just buy the blessed thing will you and make this all stop.
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