It Only Takes One Scene To Ruin A Film. (Well it does for me)

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I have five draft posts backing up, but this has been nagging away at me for sometime, years even, so maybe if it is put out in print, a cerebral and creative log-jam will be released. Anyway ’tis time my inner grumpiness was allowed to truly spread its wings, being restricted to squawking on its perch is not enough.

OK then. Now there you are sitting down to watch this film you have heard so much about OR wanting to see the adaptation of the book you admire, and all is going quite well, when one of the principal actors comes out with something the ruins the whole scene, in fact derails the entire film. No I am not exaggerating, it’s a common enough reaction, just check out review pages dedicated to the public. Maybe you have your own teeth grinding, jaw clenching, head violently shaking collection. What follows are examples of not whole films being bad, but incidents which can degrade the whole experience.

WARNING: Two classics. They are The Third Man and Easy Rider. If you do admire them, please leave now. I apologise for offending you personally.

The Third Man

This is an acknowledged classic for its setting, use of camera angles coupled with black & white cinematography. The plot is exceptional, the acting is flawless. So what’s my problem you ask?

That blasted Cuckoo-Clock speech- that’s what!

Swiss- Five hundred years of brotherly love????

Fact: During the time Lime is blathering about Renaissance Italy, the Swiss had been supreme ruthless mercenaries employed by all sides to the extent the saying was ‘No Gold. No Swiss’. And while we are about it, during the Reformation following the Reforms in Zurich in the 1520s there was a vicious civil war between Protestant and Catholic cantons. That done they went back to hiring troops out to all sides, including the Thirty Years War and prior to that also in the French Wars of Religion. The swiss were also troops available throughout the Eighteen Century and although small in number a dependable part of Napoleon’s Army. I could go on, but I would just release my inner nerd. What comes down to it, is that this smooth, cynical operator, carefully crafted, falls apart by having no idea of the history of Europe. Credibility gone. My poor wife might like to watch the film, but she knows I will be sitting there muttering away about that scene. For visual artistry it is a classic. That one scene of dialogue….though….yeeeesh!

(Of course I can supply a get out clause for true devotees. Is that the scene illustrates Lime’s flawed and shallow ignorance of facts and his own vanity…There, please use that, copyright does not apply)

Easy Rider

Onto that great classic counter culture film. That quintessence of the 1960s….And Dennis Hopper showing he had ‘some moves’ when it came to motor bike riding. (Before we go any further no, it’s not about the soundtrack, seems like a lot of folk would have picked a better soundtrack). And being 18 I was so looking forward to watching it. At the time I let it slip by, but as the years went on….

It’s that’ Around the fire speech of Jack Nicholson’s’ 

‘Y’ know this used to be a hell of a good country’

Ok, let’s get this in perspective, there are three WHITE guys sitting around a fire saying how badly they are being treated for not being served at a diner nor getting an hotel room. Well, gee guys you might want to have had a conversations with a few folk of other races and how this USED to be a hell of a good country. (He’s obviously never heard the song ‘Strange Fruit’) The Nicholson character has already boasted to the Fonda and Hopper characters he can get them out of jail as long as they didn’t kill anyone….. ‘White That Is’, so what’s this about this ‘Hell of a Good Country’? The fact that the scene was shot with a lot of improv. while at least Hopper and Nicholson were stoned  might give it excuse value. But anyone not White would have bitterly laughed at that opening statement. In fact anyone who would have been on the wrong side of the McCarthy Trials or Gay (irrespective of race) or let us not forget marched for Civil Rights would have had a few sardonic comments about it ‘USED to be’

The film does ramp up the darkness to underline Nicholson’s point when they are attacked later that night and he is beaten to death, then later the two heroes suffer a fatal random attack by two truckers. This suggests how bad things are ‘now’. But at the time of that little speech those guys are bemoaning the results of something they chose to do, not something they were born into. As illustrated in the classic later ‘Mississippi Burning’  

Anyway the two of them were pushers, so not exactly angels in their search for freedom or America….. ‘Used To Be’…… The USA had some exceptional points but like most other nations had a stained past. It was arguably starting, painfully, making a stuttering slow sort of progress upwards; at the time of the film LBJ had signed the bill enacting a start to Civil Rights

Needs updating to a 2020 version. Now it’s relevant.

There are others I could pick holes in. Some of course are historical films and those always run the risk of ‘No It Did Not Happen Like That’ objections. And others, well I just don’t like the director’s work or one the star Actors, so that’s no fair, prejudice is showing through. Anyway I am sure you get the general gist. 

Feel free to add your own little bug bears.

When The War Comes, Will We Have Anyone To Send ? #Blog Battle : June Unaware

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Foreword: Sometimes a character in a short story will not slip back into the From Whence They Came. Their back story, forward stories stay around, an aura of possibilities. This is one such. For those who have not read of the previous accounts here are the links:

The Day When The Stationery Was No Longer Stationary – #Blog Battle – March  Miscellanarian

Revisit, Review, Revise. #Blog Battle : May –Extract

And here is the latest:

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The dark boat slipped through the still waters of the clouded night, propelled by a small black sail, making landfall in a small cove. The four men were swift and light-footed, making their way to the house slipping over the wall, and expertly mastering the locks. In this deep part of the night most were asleep. The guard silenced.

Her eyes snapped open. People in the room. This was the kidnap, and she’d been told a girl should always remain calm. She sat up, sheet to her chin. She assumed the one putting a finger to his lips was the leader, a tall man, very quiet. By the lack of any sound or unnecessary effort, she assumed these were professionals. They allowed her to put a coat on, and even gather some clothing. Confident too.

Down to the beach and the craft, she was helped into the boat.  They were out to sea and not long in reaching the equally dark small ship. After being assisted on board, she was escorted to a small cabin. Then her rather comfortable gag was removed. No one had and even then spoke to her. She was left; with a jug of water, also a small loaf of bread. There was even a reasonable bunk. This was all very civilised. Murmurings going on, but no unnecessary sounds. All very efficient. The door would be locked to a high standard.

Captain Volper gave out the next draft of orders thus The Marlin turned to make a prompt exit from the region. Everything had, thus far gone very well. He would only truly relax when they made harbour and the captive was handed over to the officers of the Knights’ Commander.

He was not surprised when his bosun an experienced man he had worked with these two years disturbed his sleep. This time he had the air of one, instructing

‘We have something interesting Captain,’ the man said,

‘Our guest? What sort of Interesting?’

‘She opened cabin porthole,’

‘She tried to slip out? Must be a good swimmer,’

‘Wasn’t her intention. Meyga on sentry saw the glimmer of a mirror. She’s watching us watching her,’

‘Ask Weatherman Dolenger here,’

Weatherman was the watch-name. Seemingly a crew member with a gift for reading subtle changes in weather. The name to keep excessive religious types away from someone gifted with Ethereal senses. Like all in his trade, Dolenger was quiet, careful not to draw attention to himself, and vigilant.

‘Watch do you reckon Weatherman?’ Volper asked.

‘She’s lying low Captain. She’s either cautious or skilled in some Ethereal thing. Not any merchant’s pretty, precious daughter,’

‘I wish the Knights’ Commander office would keep us fully appraised of matters. Triple the watch on her cabin, lower a boat and keep vigilance there. Weatherman keep vigilant. We’ll wait until dawn,’

Definitely not ordinary pirates.

Satisfied as only someone in her role could feel with that conclusion she hauled the rudimentary pillow and sheet to the door. With a pillow behind her and sheet over her she positioned herself against the door as comfy as possible as a human barrier could be, twisted the ring on her right third finger, and settled down to wait.

See what dawn would bring.

Volper mused on his Weatherman’s latest opinion there was an aura of calculation about the woman.

‘We’ll assume she’s more than a decoy for Thelesima, youngest daughter of the Merchant Lord Strambos,’ Volper said to his bosun ‘And since it’s sun up. Let’s see if she’s willing to talk,’

‘Yes. Let’s’ the bosun said.

Volper was not have been surprised by two crew scowling at the door, he was puzzled though.

‘She’s barricaded herself in,’ one said ‘ Must be sitting against the door. Says she wants to speak with you,’’

He looked to his Weatherman, who was frowning at the door. Oh, trouble.

‘Bosun. The Marlin is yours for the present,’ the man nodded and left, peering at the door.

‘There’s something stormy in there Captain,’

‘Thank you, Weatherman. Let’s find out then if it’s navigable,’ he was all business to the door ‘ This is Captain Volper. What do you require? And your name would be useful,’

Some said she took risks with too unpredictable outcomes. She reasoned conflict relied on such when you were out here, or there, relying on yourself.

‘Principal Lieutenant Zwanglos of the LifeGuard,’ she announced in her official voice ‘Your cautious actions indicate you have a level of discipline and are acting on orders. Identify your chain of command,’

Her impulse had been to voice a pithier more natural

‘LifeGuard. We wanna know wot yer up to sunshine,’

But, sometimes you just had to sound official.

Volper stifled down his surprise. A professional thief or adventurer with a quirky manner and gift of The Sales Talk acting on a commission would have been expected. The LifeGuard though, on the very flexible southern borders of the Centrus Sea? He told himself, he had a distinct tactical advantage. And his bosun was paying rapt attention.

‘We are marines of the Knights of The Lord God’s Vigilance and are about the task of keeping the imperial coastline safe for honest merchants and perilous to those of ill-intent,’ sometimes using the official statement was easier than trying to explain details

There was a distinct snort from the other side of the door. The voice’s accent hardened, the tone dismissive.

‘Well, you’re going about it in a fribbin’ peculiar way. Running off with merchants’ family members. That’s not conducive to Imperial Stability,’

‘We have information which indicates there is a cartel,’

‘Not one we’re aware of that is a threat to Stability,’

He paused to fume. LifeGuard and their Stability. The biggest crook in Humanity could sit on the Imperial throne, as long as they kept things ‘Stable’. His pause had allowed her to continue.

‘Now I know wot’s wot…..’

Wot’s wot’…Oh, she’s an elidian, they are the biggest crooks. Makes sense now.

‘I feel it fayre to point out I’ve put out a marker on your craft, and my commanders know just where you are. If my personal transmission comes to an abrupt end, so shall your craft. Give me a little boat I’ll row back. Take this to your Knights as a warning,’

The Weatherman twitched.

‘There have been tales about The LifeGuard’s long reach Captain. If she threatens to have us sunk. Don’t dismiss it,’ he looked skywards.

Volper was certainly not. Yet he was senior here. He navigated on.

‘All we are doing,’ he said with great restraint ‘Is requiring certain Merchants to cease activities detrimental to the commercial and moral integrity of the coastal regions. It may seem rough to kidnap but I can assure you these family members are kept in respectable comfort. It had been judged the only way to reach out for dialogue,’

There was a pause, the door opened enough for one hand to appear, slender rings on the left index, middle, and third ginger twinkling.

‘The authority and ability,’ she announced.

The Weatherman tugged his Captain’s sleeve.

‘Those rings. Ethereal. They whisper,’

From his years of service, Volper did not think it was likely that the Knights or their final authority The Ecclesiastes would have been so blind to the LifeGuard’s constant and invasive observations of all aspects Imperial. Yet he had not been warned of this likelihood of  Decoy, or Ambush to use as a threat.

‘Principal Lieutenant Zwanglos. If you were to step outside. We can discuss this. I respect your potential. You should therefore respect my situation,’

There was a pause, then the door opened. The dress had been replaced by leggings and light shirt, a knife on a slender belt, and a leg of the chair tucked in as a cudgel. Volper thought her all too well prepared. And warned?

‘As you can see,’ she began then frowned, looking down at the rings, at the same time The Weatherman drawled out one swear word. The pair exchanged sudden knowing looks.

‘Better get the mechanical engines going Captain,’ he warned.

‘Zig-zag course,’ she added, then cursing, in disbelief at the rings, raised her hand to her mouth calling out

‘I have not enacted. I have not enacted. Withhold. Withhold,’

The Weatherman once more regarded the sky.

‘Oh yes. Storm’s a’coming,’

He said not to his Captain but to her.

The LifeGuard continued her enraged converse. Volper’s crew alert to all threats the Centrus could swiftly have the engine working while manoeuvring unpredictably. As Zwanglos suddenly felt a small object, probably stale bread strike her scalp, swinging round she saw the bosun leaning over the quarter-deck rail, looking sharp with realisation.

‘Hoi!’ he called his accent suddenly clear elidian ‘You’re the one wot’s stitched up l’tenant. You bin set up good ‘n proper,’

‘Me?’ she called back, though the surprise was quickly replaced by anguished understanding, causing her to pull in savage determination at the rings, uncaring of the skin being ripped off in the process.

‘Counting down from two hundred?’ she demanded of The Weatherman as she threw the rings into the sea.

‘Give or take fifty,’ he said after a glance to the sky.

Shrugging off a staying hand as she grabbed the port side of the weaving craft, Zwanglos turned back to Volper, wry bitterness contorting her features.

‘Take wot you’ve seen an’ heard. Use it spare yer crew an’ yerself. Now turn your ship or boat or wotnot away from me. I was not aware dammit,’ and dived into the water, vanishing from sight.

‘Hundred and fifty Captain,’ warned the Weatherman.

The bosun stared out at the last sighting of the girl

With sail and engine at full use, the craft skimmed away.

‘Heads down and cover your eyes,’ called out The Weatherman.

There came a thin split in the sky, a long narrow yellow brightness tormented a small locality of the sea into a place of steam and violent bubbling as high as the Marlin’s sail, causing waves to circle out for enough distance for some to slap against the stern, making the craft to buck enough to for all to fear it would near topple over.

And then all was still.

Opinion was divided on whether the fate might have been slit in two, blown into bits, or set a’ blaze from stern to bow. Everyone agreed they would not have survived.

‘What do we do now Captain?’ was the next thing most asked.

Volper had the course set to their home port, concluded the whole crew needed to hear whatever the bosun had to say to explain his warning to the girl. His words came slow and thoughtful, still trying to make explainable sense. His accent was quite different, again, something of the far north, where seas were cold and troubled grey.

‘In daylight, description matched. One who had been in The Ecclesiastes’ ranks. Talented but unpopular. Controversial, maybe heretical. Then she skipped to the LifeGuard. There are games within games being played. In the Ecclesiastes, there was deal with parts of the LifeGuard and she was the price,’ he sighed ‘We were bait. She must have thought she was just the messenger, not the catch, until,’ he nodded to the Weatherman ‘She got a storm warning,’

‘And gave her life for us,’ said Volper.

‘All except me,’ said the bosun ‘I fell overboard, never seen again. I leave it up to you merry lads to work out the details. I have other work to do. Find out who are doing deals with The LifeGuard and why. My reason for being here in the first place. Games within Games,’

Somewhere, out at sea. Floating on an Ethereal. Pained and scared. But still angry enough to be alive.

She was vaguely aware of another swift slender craft approaching, bemused at more decent treatment as she was carefully hauled on board.

‘Thank you,’ she rasped. ‘Whoever you are,’

‘Work to be done Zwanglos,’

A bottle touched her lips, hands gently held her head as she drank.

As the pain slipped away and sleep called to her she managed one last message.

‘I was unaware,’

One other thought.

‘And unaware now,’

Keeping Up To Date With The News Here In The UK

You may have heard that Boris Johnson (ex PM) is now an Ex MP. He’s resigned. Because his position is untenable:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-65860705

It’s all breakings and the BBC news readers and commentators are having trouble keeping straight faces. Meanwhile my own thoughts are

And also:

 

In the UK when a party decides a liability has to go, they are gone:

Wallop!

Out the door!!

For more fun and games on the subject check out the BBC news feeds.

Remember These Words. They Will Stand You In Good Stead In Times Ahead

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The face may not be familiar. Nor the name Joseph N Welch (22nd October 1890 – 6th October 1960). These words may strike a chord though:

Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?

These were address to Joseph McCarthy on the 9th June 1954 during  30th day of the Army–McCarthy hearings, one of McCarthy’s several ‘enquiries’ in alleged Communists within US government and wherever else he could think of. Welch was acting on the behalf of the armed forces against McCarthy’s team and had just rebutted Roy Cohn McCarthy’s chief legal counsel. McCarthy interrupted with a personal accusation against Fred Fisher a young lawyer working in Welch’s firm. McCarthy had kept this in his seedy back pocket thinking it would embarrass Welch. McCarthy was not ready for this response, from a prepared Welch:

“Until this moment, Senator, I think I have never really gauged your cruelty or your recklessness. Fred Fisher is a young man who went to the Harvard Law School and came into my firm and is starting what looks to be a brilliant career with us. … Little did I dream you could be so reckless and so cruel as to do an injury to that lad. It is true he is still with Hale and Dorr. It is true that he will continue to be with Hale and Dorr. It is, I regret to say, equally true that I fear he shall always bear a scar needlessly inflicted by you. If it were in my power to forgive you for your reckless cruelty I would do so. I like to think I am a gentleman, but your forgiveness will have to come from someone other than me,”  

McCarthy tried to bluster with other attacks, and was rebuffed firstly by:

“Senator, may we not drop this? We know he belonged to the Lawyers Guild … Let us not assassinate this lad further, Senator. You’ve done enough. Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?”

And secondly by a crushing:

“Mr. McCarthy, I will not discuss this further with you. You have sat within six feet of me and could have asked me about Fred Fisher. You have seen fit to bring it out. And if there is a God in Heaven it will do neither you nor your cause any good. I will not discuss it further. I will not ask Mr. Cohn any more witnesses. You, Mr. Chairman, may, if you will, call the next witness”

This exchange is judged by historians to have been the beginning of the end of McCarthy.

Aside from this day being the 69th Anniversary of this stalwart defence of liberty and dignity, it is also one which should be a timely reminder that those who indulge in undignified verbal brawling, crude insults (like whackjob) and tirades lacking intelligence or comprehension be they from Right or Left are not interested in Democracy or The People. They care only for their narrow views and their own self-aggrandisement. One cannot help but wonder if Welch had been returned to question Trump over his shameless activities during the 2020 Presidential Vote would Trump be even still resident in the USA but sulking in some tax haven.

I admit to having a very short fuse and will resort to a vocabulary which is not family friendly, at my more restrained a very lesser Groucho Marx. Dignity is not is my debating lexicon, shame on me. That does not mean I do not recognise it, admire those who can deploy it to great worth and see its true value, particularly in an era when folk of small character and mean spirit are given far more credence and public attention than they are worth.

Next year will be the 70th Anniversary of the aforementioned debate. Opportunistic  folk of lies, dissemination, political ignorance and general heartlessness will stalk the USA during the presidential election process, heedless of the potential strife they are sewing. It will be a time when the spirit of Joseph N Welch should be remembered and his words deployed. Advise those representatives and candidates you wish to see re-elected or elected who care for the unity of the USA as a whole to study the account of that day’s proceedings. Have them sweep away these caricatures of politicians, these Trumps, Boeberts and the like.

It should also be borne in mind that these words and sentiments can be utilised in many other areas of Life. Society has grown over-fond of its little abbreviations when being dismissive or critical, as if one word, expression, piece of slang or some worn-out phrase backed with no explanation or foundation has any true value. Not only does it signify the user is lacking in vocabulary dexterity and thus cogent thought it also intimates they have a short attention span and can be fooled by snake-oil merchant versed in their truncated jargon.

From the 1st January 2024 dwell of the 70th Anniversary 9th June 1954 and its full meaning.