
Forewyrd
This post has a two part origin, though I wouldn’t call them parents. Firstly the idea arose as a reaction to the genre of the self-help book, which always requires buying something and written by someone who is a successful purveyor of these books (making money telling other folks ‘how to do it’….yeah… Right). Secondly by the now defunction MAD and its late 1950s article ‘How To Be Smart’ ;a series of cartoons, with commentaries; it played on the self-help books, social snobbery and reverse social snobbery; the classic line in the introduction being ‘And they say ‘Him Say’ and throw rocks’ . You have to admit that is a timeless commentary on those who would pulled down society’s progress. Anyway that done, I leave it up to you to decide who is being Smart here.
Introduction
What with Social Media there are a lot of folk who go around making income from not doing a lot, and being considered worth reading when they are actually yo-yos, some of them even get voted into positions of great responsibility and continue to act like yo-yos. Others just talk a lot on TV or radio without making any sense at all but still get lauded either for being incisive, subversive or funny, while not being any of the aforementioned. Some of the more astute ones just sit back, write books or go on lecture tours telling other folk how get successful or wealthy is by being pushy and announcing loudly to themselves various phrases. Others more sedentary just make a living telling folk how to improve themselves by reading the author’s book on how to improve themselves. Finally there are folk who write about secret knowledge or secret conspiracies, they are most likely inspired by exposure to all of the aforementioned and want to get on the gravy train too.
Small wonder then with all this circulating around in a frenetic battle for each proponent to be heard more than the rest, that a lot of folk feel either confused, unsettled or caught up in one of the frenzies, and some might get the feeling they are lacking something and are not ‘smart’. Which is when they start reading books that claim this is the path to improvement. This is what the authors are, literally banking on.
However I content that getting to be Smart or Improved is not helped by these artificial paths.
On Reaching the Basics of Being Smart
The first thing to do is separate out some of the various means of ‘Smart’ as used over the past century or so; at various times.
Firstly there are folk who dress up in clothes which are approved of by the majority of the population. These are normally conventional and expensive. These folk want people to look at them and think’ Gee. They look Smart. They must be Smart,’. Actually all this proves is they either have a great deal of money or are being paid wear something the manufacturer wants you to wear. This is not smart, this is being a tailor’s dummy. You will have noticed that some of these folk when they open their mouths in public confirm this impression. It’s best not to try and emulate this type. It either needs money or unnaturally photogenic looks. Thus mis-use of this tactic can lead to even the best of clothes looking ill-fitting, or worse that the wearer is desperately trying to look Smart .
The next category are those who say things that they think make them sound Smart. They rely on quotes, which they might get wrong or their timing is so bad it sounds like they are just interrupting. Some of them lapse into a habit forming quoting only one source, so you wonder if they ever had an original thought of their own. Others in their haste, misquote .( errata; Our haste we misquote) Whatever quote they do use someone will come along and says its wrong, or the attributed person didn’t say it or nobody said it all (without explaining why we are all using it). It is better to make up your own clever phrase. A sub-category is turning up of folk who think that making outrageously offensive statements is daring and shows them not to be a complete boor but a daring individual; in a desperate attempt to enhance this they will throw in an obscenity or if a bit coy will leave out one letter of said obscenity. All those in this sub category hope you notice them, buy their book or subscribe to their whatever. Actually you can go to to a pub, bar or tavern on a Friday night and get the same experience free, just paying for your drinks.
Some folk try and sound Smart by specialising. This maybe in History, Economics or one of the Sciences to name but a few. This is a risky business because all these subjects are replete with various views, interpretations and are being up-dated at a frenetic pace. It is therefore a dangerous business as you may meet someone who in criticising you can go on a greater length than you and seem to others a lot Smarter; even if you feel they aren’t you’ll have to write a longer response or rebuff and so it goes on. Those reading eventually decide neither of you are Smart, just pedantic bores; which is a dreadful social fate for anyone trying to seem Smart.
There are some subjects in which it is hopeless to appear as Smart by an overall majority of folk. These are religion, politics, sport and humour. True, a person attempting these might get a following, they will also obtain a grouping who disagree with them and consider them idiots. Since these subjects are places where often the severely opinionated dwell, these sort of folk only pay attention to those who support them. Thus the Smartness appeal is normally limited. Some may acquire a grudging sort of respect from those who disagree with them but they are a rare sort and tend to have tormented lives with private self-doubts in which they doubt their own Smartness.
You can therefore see from the brief summary above that choosing a sort of Smartness is filled with pitfalls, trials, tribulations and not something for the ordinary person who nevertheless wants to feel they have something akin to independent thought processes, intuition, a measure of astuteness and perception.
See, that’s your first Smart move.
On Endeavouring To Try and Be Smart
There are some steps you may care to consider.
The first one is not to bother to read any further on the basis that whatever I write will sound like the sort of advice or imaging I have been criticising. Thus, I will appear to be contradicting myself, or worse being hypocritical . At this stage individuality should take over, and it’s all up to you buddy.
Whichever you chose your Reactions can be variable
‘I don’t care. I’ll make up my own mind, my way, in my time, and spooofle to the lot of them!’ (whoever ‘they’ might be)
This is being pretty smart and reinforces the last words of the previous section.
Alternatively…
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Whereas it is arguable if this is a truly Smart approach; it does demonstrate that individuality which shows you are not willing to be taken in by any huckster of any shape, style or product. This I would maintain this does show a type of Smartness. However I would caution to sparing use, directed at those who are trying to pitch you something. It should not be used to members of the public unless of grounds of religion, politics, sport and humour (see above).
One which does take some doing considering the intrusiveness of Social Media, in the form of cookies, adverts and other gubbinz, is to cultivate complete indifference to any media celebrity be they influencer, pundit, outrageous freak or any combination. This might include closing down a site when their mug-shots turn up on a sidebar. Some folk do opt to pay what is in effect a ransom to free themselves from adverts. Whether that is being Smart or not is a matter for reasoned and mature debate between two proponents. Anyway not caring a Jolly Frib about what ‘someone’ is doing, advertising, promoting etc while not contributing anything constructive to society is pretty Smart if you ask me. (‘No, I’m not going to ask you’ you say……. Gee, that’s being Smart)
In short it’s still up to you.
How Do I Know I Am Being Smart?

This is the challenging question. Some would say if you are asking this, you should not be, because if you are confident in your Smartness then such a question will not occur to you. Others will suggest such an outlook is all wrong because being really Smart means you are checking on if you are really Smart, just in case what you thought was Smart was not actually Smart, but assuming Smartness because you thought it was, which by its definition is not Smart. (are you with me so far?) Others will defer back to the time-honoured ‘Never Mind. Who Cares? Whatever,’ which can be sort of Smart if you don’t make a big show of it (see later on under ‘Pitfalls’)
Possibly Smart Outlooks or Responses
Whereas the following list should be considered as somewhat Subjective (That’s a sorta Smart statement- it’s not only using a clever word, it’s being self-deprecating) you may wish to consider the following check list as an example
Do you disregard alternative news feeds for facts irrespective of their political and your political biase? (Most folk are entitled to voice opinions; these however are not necessarily viable ‘News’….)
For you is You Tube a go to source of entertainment or information? (There are many chuckles and ‘Awwwws’ to be had on this source, and some of the fanbases for TV series can be cool, if you encounter something which claims to be ‘The Truth’ … seriously?)
Would you ever consider giving the time to listen to or watch, to name but a few… Trump, Alex Jones, Nigel Farage, Boris Johnson, anyone who complained about The Barbie film unless they were a credited Film Critic, anyone who is affiliated to Incel, a variety of Left-Wing Commentators who only blame the West and the USA? (If so….why have you read this far?)
How many comedians do you find genuinely funny, and not because you been told by a lot of folk they are funny? (Be honest)
On the same line. How many commentators and pundits do you feel genuinely to believe in and not just because a lot of folk of similar opinions to you say so? (Tip: Keep your answer to yourself or you most trusted. Life is short you might not want to be accused of something you an’t)
Have you read that latest Best Seller you purchased or is it still hanging about in a place where visitors can see it? (Tip: Put a book mark in at a random place, not too far in, when challenged, produce a raggedly old copy of something obscure, and say you re-discovered this when tidying up and just had to read it ‘again’)
Do you really consider ‘HarryandMehgan‘ news? (Answer this within the count of three. You are not allowed to consult any British based source or commentary, especially if you are a UK resident)
Do you Honestly believe in any Conspiracy Theories? (I warned you this was a Subjective list)
These are but a few I selected while in a particularly sour and dyspeptic mood. You should of course be able to compile your own, but do be honest with yourself, for we never know when other influences may be lurking there? From this you should be able to gauge your own independence of thought and thus….. Smartness.
Common Pitfalls It Is Possible On Reflection You Feel Might Want To Avoid (That’s as fair a title as I can get)
As you can see I am not telling you, just suggesting- that’s all. (See- I am being Smart now)
This is nothing ‘Smart’ in not voting. This allows the likelihood of those you least want running your region. Saying ‘they are all the same’ means you been reading one of those site whose contributors whose minds are locked up tight, and keyhole gone rusty.
Affecting an air of cynicism is a perilous path. If used incautiously most people will reach the conclusion you are just doing that…… ‘Affecting’ you will only gather a small clique of similar folk and achieve nothing. Achieving something, no matter how small by societal standards is being Smart
Doing something outrageous for simply seeking attention of reaction is something the performing Arts and some playing with politics have been doing to; like way before we started to divide up BC / AD; BCE / CE. The truly gifted and talented spend some time work on it and hone their skill. Most, irrespective of their public profile are not truly gifted and talented. They are but media fodder and don’t really get it, nor do their followers. If you are going to be outrageous making rude gestures, swearing, making mean comments or pulling silly faces is just not sufficient. Like any work of art, it needs time, practice and careful planning if you want to achieve that most golden of prizes Appeal Across All Divides (You’ve gotta be pretty Smart to do that)
On this subject returning to the question of peer pressure. Not liking someone, beloved and worshipped by many in the arena of Arts is not actually a Crime. Being Smart though you are advised to start your comments acknowledging their popularity before you weigh in with your own ‘personal’ ‘However’. It is difficult for someone to get cross with you when you astutely play the ‘Not My Scene’ card. The truly Smart person can politely publicise the loathing of a person, cause, etc and still appear a balanced individual who the other side either say ‘Yes. But I disagree’ or just shrug think you a hopeless weirdo and walk away, while you have left a paper or cyber trail for others less judgemental to discern. (There are very few of those. I can but admire them and yearn for such a standard)
Entrenched views are common and in many cases justifiable. The debate however is the preserve of Erudition, Belief and Comprehension. You might not settle on one side or the other. That could be Smart. You could also fall over and demonstrate you don’t understand. Thus when having very different views from the general Us Vs Them conflicts demonstrating a divergent thought, do not try and enter the argument solely for wanting to appear ‘Smart’. Also needs a lot of work and planning. The delicate balance in confounding both commonly held views can be fun working on, like making as model clipper ship from scratch (if you are so skilled in making model clipper ships, otherwise find your own comparison). One aspect of Smartness here is to display a Sense of Humour about the whole business. It throws folk. And more about that next.
In conclusion on Pitfalls. We must consider Sense of Humour. And in that Sense of Humour the ability to see humorous flaws in yourself, your arguments and your beliefs. Many a politician has come to eventual grief by taking themselves far too seriously and not willing to engage in a bit of banter with the opposition press or pundits. This can also be viewed in the Arts, in Sport and Social Interactions between groups. You can find Humour find amongst the more progressive and free minded scientists and historians. I daresay it exists in Economists and Social Sciences; I’ve just not met it yet. Anyway it is suggested it is a wise move to ensure your armour has a been tempered with perspective and self-deprecation.
Conclusion
Not only are truly Smart folk astute, perceptive, self-deprecating, careful in their planning, they also don’t need 2,600 + words to define the subject.
Best of wishes in your journey to Smartness.