I tell ya ‘ s’all sqwoke 
Foreword: Sometimes it’s difficult to to deal with a serious topic which has some ridiculous undertones without flippancy, idioms and sarcasm turning up, along with a few barbed side-swipes at linked subjects.
Well loud folk, you who left Dogpatch because it was too liberal and sophisticated for you I really have to throw you a slightly out of date can of Bud Light and a cd of K D Rock I was using as a frisbee. For your wealthier fellow travellers who made their bucks hogging the media who although agreeing with you would never be seen in such vulgar company as yourselves I am sending them exactly the same. Yes, you out there with your very large detached houses, fine wines, several cars and a good accountant, because for all your pretensions to ‘standards’ and frequenting locations where people of substances go, you are no better than the collection of loudmouths are the end of the bar on a Friday night. So Big thanks guys.
But, soft I hear you ask, Dear Reader. Why Roger, do you feel inclined to lavish such gifts upon these undeserving folk? Those who are currently trembling at putting the TV on in case they are traumatised by the sight of women playing with might and main at the Women’s Soccer World Cup, while being more manly about injuries than their male counterparts when they should be at home in kitchens and having babies?
Why simple, Dear Reader. Until these reactionary, insecure, narrow-minded, bigoted, ridiculous folk started howling like they’d placed their large or over-sensitive posteriors on thorns I did not have a clue about this word ‘Woke’. And since one is simply Nobody unless one keeps up with trends, new words and suchwhiches I have to thank this clutch of persons of limited perceptions for enlightening me. And is that not a sweet Irony? Ignorant folk enlightening. Ah Dear Reader you just have to adore The Law of Unintended Consequences
Now by analysing the blatherings and ragings in columns, squeakings on YouTube, incomprehensible mouthings on TV channels and radio and also what are classified as reviews of films, programmes and books by lesser wannabes I have reached two conclusions.
The first one being that the original use of the word was by folk who wanted to appear hip, sharp and on the point about social issues, equality and progress. Why they didn’t use more eloquence and thus leave behind their detractors is a sad reflection on these times. Any lapse into anything more than a sound bite (or is that byte?) seems to lose traction for some folk. Like those with tragically short attention spans who start wailing ‘boomer’ the moment your point of view goes beyond one sentence. So going back to the original issue, apparently you had to be ‘Woke’.
Onto the second conclusion. Since the first conclusion revolved around discussing such topics as equality, social issues and progress (but not ‘Tolerance’- ah well can’t win ‘em all) , there would obviously be a reaction from those who wish for things not to progress, not be equal and have lesser folk not knowing their places. In these days of coded social media such folk could hide behind phrases as ‘Freedom of Choice’ (sub-text; I choose to be intolerant and bigoted) ‘Quotas’(sub-text: I was in line for that promotion not that more qualified and able woman) ‘Incel’ (sub-text ; I am a (bad word) inadequate whose social skills are so awful no girl would go near me). Meanwhile it got so confusing with UK Left Wing Politics ‘Look. I am not anti-Semitic. I just disagree with Israel’s policies (sub-text: And ‘we ‘all know every Jew supports Israel). Now though thankfully whenever someone loudly complains in a media something is ‘Woke’ then we know they are a Right-Wing, Reactionary, Intolerant Racist or Misogynist. Everything is so much simpler again. We know they don’t approve of LGBT rights. We know they only read selected parts of The Handmaiden. They don’t want ‘those’ people at the top in politics. And so forth. And therefore the title of this post.
Although, Dear Reader, as we know in this world, nothing is ever simple. Thusways unless someone is White, loudly heterosexual while being obnoxious we don’t know if they are a complete jerk by nature or whether it is the circumstances of their situation (Although in Clarence Thomas’ case it is easier).
Let us not forget we also have Cancel Culture. As this allows everyone of every race, creed, religion (or not), politics, sexual orientation, preferences for trees or hedges in their gardens, ownership of cats or dogs, whether to use adverbs or not in their stories etc to be as intolerant or offended as they like to anyone, even to some poor shlub who made a harmless comment on the colour of socks, we shall not discuss this here and now. Just beware of saying anything to anyone.
In the meantime, as a final remark. ‘Effluviate’ is to generate effluvium – foul smelling vapour or gas from waste products, but I guess you knew that already…
Gosh….I do hope I don’t get cancelled for being a Show-Off.
I wonder if I’ll get called ‘woke’?






