I Wish I Had Not Been Inspired To Write This

Since the mean-spirited, the fantasists, the intolerant and the selfish are not letting up this season it seemed like a reasonable idea to take a swipe at them…

These are a collection of thoughts which are available to be used as quotes, no copyright laws were invoked. As an alternative you may wish to shake your head sadly and say ‘Poor guy. How did he get that way?’; to this there is an easy answer….. I’ve been around for 70 years. …..

Anyway…..

Apparently only other people are gullible.

Conspiracy Theories are for folk who can’t cope with the concepts that Human Folly and Natural Planetary Activity are two of the biggest influences on Societies.  

It’s not Politics, it’s not Religion, it’s not Economics which are the problem. It’s People.

Two ways of avoiding responsibility, not caring about others and being selfish, would be either to going out to a pub and getting hammered, or embracing Libertarianism.

Simplifying a Tax System is process by which The Rich Keep it and the Poor pay for that.

The Market Economy is a great idea on paper. A Planned Centralised Economy is a great idea on paper. The trouble is The Paper doesn’t have a say in the running of either operation.

The Irregular Verb of Politics. I have firm, resolute beliefs. You have been misled. They have dangerous ideas.

Of course there will be a very special place in Hell for the very wicked. It’s next door to the larger room for the Apathetic.

Misogyny is the first resort of the male inadequate.

On encountering opinions described as ‘Breath of Fresh Air’ check which orifice they originated from.

The Enlightenment was fine but Intolerance, Greed and Cruelty are still around.

Who the heck would want to travel all that distance, using all those resources to reach this world? And why would they set up home in a chunk of American desert. OR if they are so clever in getting here how come they allowed themselves to be hijacked to a chunk of American Desert?

I might be impressed by Hunters if they went out barefooted, dressed in nothing but hide skins, armed only with pointed sticks or bows fashioned yesterday from branches and twine and were hungry. 

In this 14 (more of less) billion year old and maybe 60 billion light years in diameter Universe, can anyone take me to the vacant place and say ‘Look this is where Your God should be,’??…. Thought not.

Democracy is a process whereby you vote and hope you got it right. Then sometimes get to be disappointed. Then you vote again and hope a lot of people agree with you…

Elections are usually lost and the other folk benefit.

Not voting helps those you least want to be governing you.

There’s nothing wrong with being joyful and having a good time, just don’t try and shove it down my throat.

Denying Climate Change is assuming there are set of controls somewhere on the planet just like your central heating, air conditioning, lighting or plumbing.

Did Trump becoming a political item make you wonder if it was God’s way of saying ‘Yep. The Russian Orthodox Church were the ones who got the message right,’ ?

History is a wonderful teacher. It is also a remorseless shredder of romantically held views.

Intolerance, Bigotry and Ignorance are held in equal measure on The Right and The Left. The difference being, those on The Right tend to bawl out their views, whereas those on The Left tend to add a layer of self-righteousness.   

Whether Racism is a result of or will cause chronic inbreeding has yet to be clarified.

Claiming to know what your Rights are does not necessarily tie in with knowing what your Responsibilities are.

In the Western World one of the more unnecessary professions is that of the film critic whose affected opinions have done as much damage to the film industry as any censorship board.

The Song Had It Comin’

OK, this may have gone done ok in the smooth earlier 1960s and a little before….but these days…seriously “Wives And Lovers”

I mean, think on the lyrics

Anyway, in 2nd decade of the 21st century the song just begs new images

Hey, little girl, comb your hair, fix your make-up,Wives and Lovers makeup
soon he will open the door,
Wives and lover husband coming home
Don’t think because there’s a ring on your finger, you needn’t try any more.
Wives and lovers exaspirated wife
For wives should always be lovers too,
Wives and lovers sleeping man
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Run to his arms the moment that he comes home to you.Wives and lovers running to him 2
I’m warning you,
Wives and lovers stupid
Day after day, there are girls at the officeWives and lovers gangster girls at office
and the men will always be men,
Wives and lovers gormless men
Don’t stand him up, with your hair still in curlers,
Wives and lovers curlers
you may not see him again.
Wives and lovers happy woman
Wives should always be lovers too,
Wives and lovers housework
Run to his arms the moment he comes home to you.
Wives and lovers running to him
He’s almost here, hey, little girl, better wear something pretty,
Wives and lovers woman clothed
Something you wear to go to the city,
Wives and lovers clothes for the city
Dim all the lights, pour the wine,
Wives and lovers drinking
start the music,
wives and lovers music
time to get ready for love.
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Time to get ready for love,
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yes it’s time to get ready for love,
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It’s time to get ready, kick your shoes off, baby….,
Wives and lovers kick your shoes off

Oh Gladsome Day!!

(Should be played throughout the post for the full esoteric and joyous effect)

Oh joy of joys!

Let there be singing and dancing in the streetsdancingmania

and the villages, for thanks be to Chrome

I can now communicate on WordPress without fear of being a Non-Person. For Google did lifteth the scales from my eyes and did show unto me that MSN was a false prophet whose browser was filled with much evil miasma and thought crimes

Ahhhh Goodly Blessed Programmer of Google Chrome

Big-Brother

How wonderful of you to care for me so.

For all I needed to so was sign a long and obtuse document put together by the caring lawyers

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of Great Google and download a whole slew of necessary stuff

 

I am so very, very happy

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Join with me ye Word Press

WP!!! What the ffffffffffffoolsihness are you up to now??????

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and sing praises wondrous to

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Sarcasm

Thought For The Day…..

If you are in this state of mind……….

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“I do like my computer, I trust Microsoft to do the very best for me with its upgrades and I think that every site especially Word Press, FaceBook , Yahoo, Google, and Amazon to name but a few have me, my mental welfare  and my experiences and a trouble free way of working uppermost in their minds.

I am content that in the future I will trust everything they do.”

Either you:

  1. Do not use your Computer very much. But soft
  2. Need to check the contents of those new vitamin pills you are taking. 1
  3.  Should stop using your device for a day or two and let the subliminal messages wear off. Tricycle 2
  4.  Could ask a good friend or near relative to use theirs on your behalf and not to pay attention to the language they use when doing so.sturm_drang3
  5.  Might consider relocating to a log cabin, remote cottage or abandoned lighthouse and living a simpler life.Processed with VSCO with b3 preset

Failing this you should ask someone to empty of bucket of ice-cold water over you so you come to your senses enabling you to do like the rest of us….. scream, swear and threaten physical violence

Melodrama

or

Barbarian Woman Warrior

upon the computer systems and sites sundered & various.

And never forget there is always the good old, dependable

Big Raspberry