(Should be played throughout the post for the full esoteric and joyous effect)

Oh joy of joys!

Let there be singing and dancing in the streets

and the villages, for thanks be to

I can now communicate on WordPress without fear of being a Non-Person. For Google did lifteth the scales from my eyes and did show unto me that  was a false prophet whose browser was filled with much evil miasma and thought crimes

Ahhhh Goodly Blessed Programmer of Google Chrome

How wonderful of you to care for me so.

For all I needed to so was sign a long and obtuse document put together by the caring lawyers

of Great Google and download a whole slew of necessary stuff

I am so very, very happy

Join with me ye Word Press

WP!!! What the ffffffffffffoolsihness are you up to now??????

and sing praises wondrous to